Welcome, eaters.

IF I WERE REALLY RICH, I would fly out to New York's Serendipity restaurant, down their "Grand Opulence" sundae and pay the $1000 tab along with a generous tip despite the nasty wait. If I were just rich, I would head down to the Beverly Wilshire hotel and be served "Eggs and Eggs", a fancy little omelette, for just $100. If I were kind of rich, I could go out to a nice restaurant every few days and dine on some filet mignon with the works for $30.

Unfortunately, I'm a hungry teenager with (ahem) "limited funds".
So I started this blog for other poor-ass foodies like myself. I'm on a mission to find serious, good food for people who don't want to have to empty their pockets to fill up their stomachs. No, this doesn't mean I'll be writing raps that advertise Taco Bell's new 89 cent burritos (even though Taco Bell is pretty darn tasty); I'm simply trying to find some quality places to visit and some quality food to try, but for less moolah.

Stick around.